So I've been growing my hair out to have the Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" look as of late. The other day, I decided to have a costume change for Halloween. I decided this when I realized that if I only walked around in panties and a wife beater, where the hell would I put my wallet, keys, and cell phone? I know what everyone is thinking, but these items are not illegal drugs and I am not walking through a metal detector.
It was brought to my attention that I should just go dressed as Jeremy Lin. I made the horrible mistake of not being slutty last year and got a lot of shit from my friends for being the red telly tubby. The costume was masterful and what a costume should be. I had everything down to the T. The only problem with it was that I went out with a bunch of slutty "insert anything." Plus it also got really hot at certain points of the night. So this year, I'm going to be a slutty Jeremy Lin. I have no clue what that really entails, so I bought myself kids size Houston Rockets jerseys and shorts. The jersey came yesterday and apparently a kid's XL is still a little too big for me. I wanted it to be so tight that my ribs pop out. The other problem I have with the JLin thing is that I might just be confused for an 80's basketball player or the John Stockton version of Jeremy Lin with the short shorts and the tight jersey. #sluttyhalloweenproblems
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